Monday, September 17, 2007

Hogan and Rocky in Kuwait......!!!




imagine Rocky, Drago, Clubber, Hulk Hogan, the incredible HULK, Bruce Lee, Superman, Batman, Goku, Arnold, Samuel Jackson, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kruger, Predator, King Leonidas, Spiderman, Wolverine, DareDevil, Homer Simpson, Gatsu, Grappler Baki, Ryu, the Punisher, Robocop, Spawn, Beast, wonderwoman, Mai Shiranui (King of fighters), the ultimate warrior, the rock, Vegeta, Shrek and many more..



in one tournament, in a league of their own, fighting each other on no hold bars, no rules and regulations, no restrictions what so ever.......!!!


all of that in the first annual Action Figures Fighting Championship, and guess what... it's here in Kuwait.......!!!


yesterday was the opening ceremony where the organizers gave the crowds a glimpse of what to expect, six of what we call best of the best were introduced to the media.......!!!




Hogan, Lee, Balboa, UM, Drago, and Rocky........!!!


Hulk Hogan the WWF legend, teasing the crowd with his "I can't hear you" pose......!!! behind him is the Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee, showing his master skill with what was arguably the deadliest weapon in his arsenal the nunchuks.......!!!




the crowd went crazy after Drago Dared Rocky in a fist fight, but Rocky declined only to witness the rampage of Drago unleashed on Rocky forcing him to the corners of shame (all because of Adrian)......!!!

Rocky swallowed Dragos' fist like a good lad, while the Ultimate Warrior cheered his heart out telling us clearly that he is a Communist.......!!!
and in response to our question his replay was ....





so if anyone understood what he said please tell me......!!!

the organizers promised us with a mind throwing surprise, the refs, the commentators, all and more... so stay tuned.....!!!

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

MMA fucks WWF to smitherenes

as mentioned in my last post, watching WWF was a ritual and a must for every kid in the 80's......!!!

seeing large angry muscled men fight and kick the hell out of them was part of our "education", we were raised as men by men to do men's stuff......!!!

but as figuring out Santa is fake, we started noticing wristlers ground kick gave no power nor had effect on the floored victem, ie. we tried it our selves and each time I do the hogan kick I end up hurting my leg and the floored kid getting up, this cycle of throwing the kid on the ground and me kicking the ground and swooshing the sound of impact soon crept to my nieve brain cells to tell me something is not right, I began to watch closely what I've been missing, why havn't the kicks, or the rope throws work why I end up hurting myself more.....?!?!

as I watched for hours and days the tapes, I soon realized wristlers didn't actually hurt each other, there were some contact and blood, but nothing that serious, I was mad at first to see that Andre the Giant was a fraud, Ultimate Worriors patriotic speaches were gibrish (till now I don't understand what the fuck did he say back then.....!!! come to think of it no one did......!!!), Hulk's T-shirt tearing was theatrical, and all was but a play to fool me.....!!!

fuck.....!!!

the last time I saw a WWF match was when they toured in Kuwait.......!!!
that's it, I went there, had a sweety shirt from brit heart, threw it away a week later, it smelled like a fucking elliphant shit, it was like someone "Downloaded" his entire food chain on the T-shirt, I remember my mom vomiting every time she passed through my room, it smelled like a fucked up gang raped dead guy has taking a shit in my room.......!!! so they burned it and I grew up on WWF......!!!

but I needed violence, I needed to see blood, at that time, a video tape called "Ultimate Fight" was mistakingly had fallen into my hand, I saw the fights and saw real blood, I saw real fighters, no, gladiators fight, in the octagon......!!!

I liked it, I liked the idea of a Karate V.S KungFu, Judo V.S. jujitsu, and much more, this was the second torniment, so I asked about it, they told me they only had this tape since the previous tornement wasn't allawed to enter Kuwait due to brutality of this game.......!!!

it took me years before I finally find them again, although I had many tapes of other fights, but I always wanted the UFC, thanks to "Kazaa" I downloaded many clips and fights, and introduced me to some of the most fearsome fighters you'll ever see......!!!

one of whom is Sakuraba, a Japanese wrestler, he's not big, not heavy handed, he only had guts, and amazing ground submissions to fuck up your life the minute your fight with him is shifted to the floor......!!!

Sakuraba, also known as the Gracies Hunter, and I.Q. Fighter, was smart and talanted, he was Japans hero when he fought Royce Gracie, UFC hall of famer, and winner of UFC1,2, and 4.......!!!



he not only defeated him but he defeated the whole Gracie Jujitsu family, and thier students......!!!
he taunted them, turtered them and humiliated them in front of the world.......!!!

I leave you with these clip, but be warned they are aggressive and extreme.......!!!

if you are gay.... why the fuck are you reading my blog.....?!?!
if you are a WWF fan, watch and learn my friend, this is the real deal......!!!
if you are a girl, oooooow, see half naked men fight and sweat like crazy......!!!






Bob Sapp V.S. Kazuyuki Fujita



Quinton "rampage" Jackson vs Kazushi Sakuraba



Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yoon Dong Sik



Kazushi Sakuraba vs Ken Shamrock



Igor Vovchanchyn Highlight Reel



Mark Kerr Highlight

HOPE YOU INJOYED THE CLIPS.....!!!

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